Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited; all his life he's longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a
ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs
the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded
man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers an even larger room
where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.' Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can
hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room
where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?...' he gasps as he is,
by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look
exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee..?' 'Yes! please, my Lord' ...God looks behind him, claps
his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!' 'Oh BTW, I have TWO tickets for the two of
you, and your bound for the "Lake of Fire" this afternoon. Enjoy the Weenie Roast for eternity! Ok ?' :)
Keep your trust in God; your government has failed you miserably. Obama will get his in the END.
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